Two ambulances pull up to a residence next door. Paramedics run inside. Emergency! Wish I could score the drama but I gotta put quarters into the dryer so my clothes don't wreck. 4-minutes later, I stroll by the life-saving vehicles. Are they putting sick people into the back of the van? Not likely. Not even an old curmudgeon w/a lax ticker. It seems, there's a TON of used furniture going to intensive care.