Man-Size (man_size) wrote,
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A long walk across a white carpet...

I was parlaying with a pal via email when suddenly she hurled this gem at me:

"I just spoke to my mother, who woke at 2 this morning with terrible stomach cramps as a lead-in to a spectacular case of diarrhea. She said, "And I knew I had to get to the bathroom, and all I could think was that it's a long walk across a white carpet."
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