Man-Size ([info]man_size) wrote,
@ 2005-01-23 13:13:00
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Tears of Dondi
I didn't get to the Big Apple Comicon on Saturday until 3PM. I was supposed to be there @10AM but I was dragging feet. Snow wasn't the factor, hesitation was. I hadn't been to the BIG APPLE COMICON since its ugly days stuck deep in a midtown church basement. Plus, I hadn't made my one page comix quota on Friday, so I was feeling guilty about hopping out to a convention when there was responsibility staring at me from the art table.

The minute I threw my bag down and high-fived [info]dinoblack at our assigned table, I saw 87 year old World War 2 veteran and cartoonist, Irwin Hasen, standing across the room from us all by his lonesome. I could hardly contain my fan appreciation as I skipped over to his table. Hasen drew a bunch of Golden Age DC Comics superheroes and co-created WILDCAT. More importantly, he co-created a daily newspaper strip that I never liked as a kid. It was called DONDI [1955 - 1986], and it featured an immigrant looking kid with billowy black hair and two large black dots for eyes. The male response to LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE? Anyhow, I abhorred the cartoon and, to this day, I don't know why. Nostalgia has a funny way of returning you to the things that stuck in your craw and I've been fascinated by my dislike for DONDI ever since I could remember. So much so, I've felt the need to study the conundrum. I'm obsessed. And, as fate would have it, the man responsible for my childhood quandary was standing before me.

I shook hands with Hasen and told him his work made a great impact upon me. He was kind yet meek. Very old. After all, he was cut from the cloth that kick started this comix form and it must burn a man out. Still, he was there, representing. I asked him if he had any original DONDI strips for sale. He smiled and pulled out a handful from his portfolio. Coming face to face with a childhood horror, I felt at a ease. A calm washed over me as I confronted DONDI in all his glory. I read each strip and broke it down to the three that resonated the most for me. I asked how much they cost and Hasen said "$75." I asked him if he took credit and he said yes. Then he helped me select one, his favorite of the bunch [a strip from 1968] and I agreed. I asked him again if he was sure he accepted credit and he said "Yes." I asked him if he would sign the original strip, perhaps draw me a DONDI. He was already doing it before I finished my request. The man was a pro. He asked my name and wrote "To Dean." It was mine.



I pulled out my credit card and handed it to Hasen. He looked at the plastic and then looked at me. His eyes began to water. He didn't know what to do with my credit card. I asked him if he had a machine to swipe it with so I could be charged. He said "No." The water in his eyes fell. It almost made me cry. I felt terrible. He had signed the DONDI piece to me and his senior moment [decade?] was betraying him. We stood there staring at each other's compromised eyes. Finally, I asked him if I could write and mail him a personal check the minute I got home. He said "Yes" and I sighed relief. I thanked him, shook hands, wished him well, and returned to my table, exhausted. You can't mess with DONDI or DONDI will make you cry.

To learn more about Irwin Hasen, a legendary New York cartoonist, read this wonderful ALTER EGO interview: http://www.twomorrows.com/alterego/articles/01hasen.html

I spent the next two hours signing BATMAN ADVENTURES #9 [that [info]dinoblack was handing out, promoting his talents], and sketching superheroes in fan books, which included quick interpretations of THE THING, WOLVERINE, THE SHOCKER, and my very own BILLY DOGMA. We sat next to artist Mike Lilly who drew amazing character sketches for [info]dinoblack's upcoming THE MERCURY CHRONICLES [for Image Comics due this summer]. I caught up with [info]revvoice, cartoonist Danielle Corsetto, and illustrator/painter Fred Harper, whom I hadn't seen since last summer when I attended his life drawing sessions in D.U.M.B.O. I met cartoonist Michael Lark, and BIG APPLE Talent Coordinator, Allan Rosenberg, a swell gentleman who was fond of my work on NIGHT FALLS ON YANCY STREET and AMERICAN SPLENDOR.

Big Apple Comicon was packed with retailers selling classic comix and toys; a true superhero fan show like "back in the day" before the Hollywood hype took over the bigger franchise shows. I had to get back home to the drawing board, but I needed to witness one thing, which was the major reason I hauled ass in the blizzard to scurry over to the Penn Plaza Hotel. I grabbed [info]dinoblack by the mitt and dragged him downstairs with me to find a severely under attended panel featuring Joyce DeWitt and Priscilla Barnes [of THREE'S COMPANY], and Erin Moran [JOANIE LOVES CHACHI] who cried about her HAPPY DAYS. DeWitt was surprisingly articulate and majestic. It seems she went on a 15-year spiritual journey abroad the day THREE'S COMPANY closed their doors and, after all these years, she was back in the public eye to pimp various charities and possibly share her enlightenment someday via books.

Days like these are far and few.


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[info]benchilada
2005-01-23 10:33 am UTC (link)
Some days it's worth it, mmm?

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[info]man_size
2005-01-24 08:28 am UTC (link)
All days are worth it, man!

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[info]benchilada
2005-01-24 08:32 am UTC (link)
Oh, I know. I'm a dreadful optimist. A fatalistic optimist, perhaps. I'm amused by trees, and monkeys make me laugh.

All days are fabulous, but some have whipped cream on them. Real whipped cream, not that spray-can shit.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-24 08:57 am UTC (link)
Cut that out!

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[info]benchilada
2005-01-24 10:30 am UTC (link)
m(-_-)m ?

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[info]pixiecup
2005-01-23 10:36 am UTC (link)
That story about Irwin Hasen was so sad and sweet.

That's an odd little comic. Does it go somewhere in another strip, regarding the kid's baseball player dad? odd. I like the look on the kid's face in the center panel, though.

You lead a fascinating life. :)

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[info]man_size
2005-01-23 10:40 am UTC (link)
DONDI perplexes my soul. I have no idea where that story came from or went. Still, Hasen manages to tell a small story in 3-panels.

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[info]sofvckinghot
2005-01-23 11:00 am UTC (link)
DeWitt was surprisingly articulate and majestic.

I am so relieved I got my Joyce DeWitt story after all... ;)

And ((HUG)) for the Irwin Hasen story, bless his heart.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-23 11:02 am UTC (link)
Knew that you would. My pleasure.

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my irwin hasen story
[info]skeleteen
2005-01-23 11:31 am UTC (link)
When I was 12 I made a comic called Beatnik Man and I brought my pages with me to conventions. At one Big Apple Convention held in a church basement I met Irwin Hasen in some little side room. I showed him my stuff and he seemed insanely enthusiastic about it. He did a drawing of the golden age Green Lantern for me. The next time I went to a convention alf a year later I showed him my new Beatnik Man stuff and he didn't recognize me or my character. He gave me a discouraging critique and I was a little bit heartbroken that he didn't rememberr me since I'd spent an hour talking to him at the last meeting. Le sigh.

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Re: my irwin hasen story
[info]skeleteen
2005-01-23 11:34 am UTC (link)
There's something strange about the composition of the panels in the strip. I see the last panel where there is nothing but two figures walking through white space as an existensial statement.

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Re: my irwin hasen story
[info]man_size
2005-01-23 11:39 am UTC (link)
All strips should end with people walking off in space.

And, maybe Dondi is going to play his little fey pal like a violin? They couldn't show that in 1968. Actually, I don't think they can show that now.

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Re: my irwin hasen story
[info]man_size
2005-01-23 11:34 am UTC (link)
Hootch will do that to the brain.

You remind me of DONDI!

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Re: my irwin hasen story
[info]skeleteen
2005-01-23 11:38 am UTC (link)
Do I? Is it my beady little eyes? Is it because you would rather hear me play violin then play baseball?

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Re: my irwin hasen story
[info]man_size
2005-01-23 11:40 am UTC (link)
Shhh. Lest there be revelation...

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Glass eyed kids
[info]dinoblack
2005-01-23 12:38 pm UTC (link)
Ever notice that sometimes, depending on where we are, one of us is Dondi, leading the other to Joyce DeWitt panels in basements?

I'm just glad I got to meet Hasen before he shuffled off. Haven't met Stan yet. Never met Kirby. Met Gene Colan and Tom Palmer and Julie Schwartz. I dont have a list, but I like to meet all these guys at least once.

I'm glad you showed up. It's a very reassuring thing to have friends surround you when you feel terrible (sore throat) and when you want to impress the world with something you've done.

And was that the first ever Wolverine sketch you ever did?

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Re: Glass eyed kids
[info]man_size
2005-01-23 01:04 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahaha!!!

I've met Stan and Will and Carmine but never Jack. I'd like to meet Alex and a few other cats before they go. I'm trying to score a meet & greet with Steve.

Bro -- it's all about piggybacking and representin'.

I think that was the 2nd WOLVERINE I'd ever sketched.

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[info]jcrichards
2005-01-23 12:57 pm UTC (link)
holy crap. that was the most depressing story ever. thanks a lot, pal!

now yer makin' me feel bad for hating Dondi too.

(never did understand the appeal of those strips...or Steve Roper...or Mary Worth...or Mark Trail...or...)

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[info]man_size
2005-01-23 01:01 pm UTC (link)
THIRTY YEARS of DONDI, no less.

???!!!

I think soap opera strips like MARY WORTH and APT.3G [or whatever it was called] held the attention of the common housewife. Still...

Gimme MODESTY BLAISE or gimme death!

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[info]helloreplace
2005-01-24 12:51 am UTC (link)
What was her boyfriend with the eyepatch's name? I can see him in his swinging 70s disco shirt, but I'll be damned if I can remember his name.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-24 08:33 am UTC (link)
I think his name was "Willie Garvin."

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[info]lordrexfear
2005-01-23 02:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm curious... how did Joyce LOOK? I mean in the 15 or 20 years since, she can't look that bad... maybe even better?

how's about Priscilla Barnes? If it wasn't for the freaking snowstorm I'd of gone to the convention today (MAYBE tomorrow since it's free).

Mentioning Priscilla makes me wants to drag out my The Seniors DVD (only $1), that has Priscilla at her... um... best. ;)

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[info]man_size
2005-01-23 02:59 pm UTC (link)
DeWitt looked fantastic. Much prettier in her mature age than when she taped the show. She still wears her hair short and silly, but her eyes are riveting. She's quite elegant.

Priscilla Barnes was a tad loopy. Her mouth stretches from ear to ear so she looks kinda like The Joker. She was very sweet though and waved us 'goodbye.' I felt bad for Erin Moran. Then again, I felt bad for her when she was on HAPPY DAYS.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-23 02:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm SO catty!

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[info]helloreplace
2005-01-24 12:52 am UTC (link)
just remember with that mouth we can cast her in the Carol Channing story. She was born to play that role.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-24 08:35 am UTC (link)
Ouch!

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[info]lordrexfear
2005-01-23 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Man, that is AWESOME that De Witt still wears her hair that way. i always found it sexy in it's own way.

explain feeling bad for Moran? I mean, cause she's always be Joanie and nothing more, while all her fellow cast members have actually made names and strong career for themselves... even Potsie who's done as much behind the scenes stuff as Ron Howard.

BTW, I think I recall the last time you mentioned Hasen that I love his work and back in the day of Big Apple I'd seen him there all the time. Don't be surprised if you ever go to another Big Apple that he forgets who you are... he did with me mildly and I always made a point of saying hello. Although you being a professional at a table might help better with his memory skills. ;) A great guy still no matter what, with an amazing spirit and a consumate professional. Just don't end up like him... you deserve better than selling old art and sketches at a NYC con every month. So does he... but... yeah...

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[info]man_size
2005-01-23 04:19 pm UTC (link)
I feel so bad for Moran, I'm sure it a projection rather than a reality. So, let's just say it's more about my feelings than anything I may I observed. I wish nothing but the best for "Joanie."

I don't expect Hasen to remember a 5-minute conversation and DONDI sale. I know I wouldn't, and I'm 50-years younger than him. Hell, I hope he gets my envelope on Tuesday, tosses my letter of appreciation to the ground without even reading it, walks my check to the local liqour store and signs it over to to the manager for a case of golden brown.

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and futhermore, on Irwin...
[info]dinoblack
2005-01-23 06:59 pm UTC (link)
dude, he remembered to sign the page '05

I'm STILL signing things '04!

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call me crazy...
[info]dinoblack
2005-01-23 06:57 pm UTC (link)
but i would have nailed Barnes in a heartbeat.

She looked good from where I was sitting, and man, her legs were nice!

Why did I say, "We've missed you" when we walked out?

I ruined my chances of getting with her!

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Re: call me crazy...
[info]man_size
2005-01-23 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Barnes DID have nice legs. It was sweet of you to tell 'em how much you [we] missed 'em. I think you made their night.

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[info]lostchaos
2005-01-23 04:36 pm UTC (link)
I got to meet Mr Hansen at the Harvey Awards in Pittsburgh some years ago. Patty Jeres invited Lee, Jen and myself to sit at the DC table for the awards. I was very nervous that night as it was the first time the SPX anthology was up for a Harvey. I was on the only person there from the SPX board so it would have been my role to accept should we win. Two of the people at the table were Irwin Hansen and Julie Schwartz. The two of them proceeded to do a wonderful impersonation of Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets all during the meal. I was so busy laughing at their very sharp but hilarious comments about all the other people in the room that I never had a chance to get disappointed about losing. Mr. Hansen doddled on a napkin throughout most of the evening. Yes, Dondi's face was on that napkin.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-23 05:21 pm UTC (link)
That's a great story. Thanks for sharing.

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[info]milogeorge
2005-01-23 07:46 pm UTC (link)
That's a nice DONDI you got, Dino; looks like one Hasen did solo, without Gus Edson or Bob Oksner. Immaculate Ben Oda lettering, too. It's Dondi's ears that disturb; the rest of the strip made for a charming piece of artless artfulness.

When you asked about accepting credit regarding the strip, Hansen may have thought you were asking if he had a full byline on the strip. Dinosaur strip cartoonists I've met seem to speak English almost as a second language.

Did you know there was a DONDI movie? That blew my fucking mind.

-- milo

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[info]man_size
2005-01-23 08:49 pm UTC (link)
AND the movie co-starred Walter Winchell [playing himself]? Gadzooks!



I used to sell Lotto tickets to Ben Oda at the candy shop I worked at [when I was 16] where I grew up on the upper west side. A swell old guy. Fantastic letterer. He would show me the original art of the strips he was lettering [and sometimes inking]. Ben Oda was the first comix professional I ever met.

Agreed. I scored me a prime DONDI strip.

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[info]tuckermike
2005-01-24 06:15 am UTC (link)
I've never seen this comic strip. My local papers had their own bland cartoon fan base when I was growing up in the Mid-South (Tennessee). "Snuffy Smith" was one that my folks thought was the most funnist thing ever. Only I knew that it wasn't.
A sweet little story, btw.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-24 08:52 am UTC (link)
Every town has there bastard newspaper strip. Jack Cole's life long dream was to have a succesful newspaper strip about family hijinks. Instead, the strip went bastard and Cole became famous for PLASTIC MAN and PLAYBOY illos. Later on, they found a gun in his hand and a hole in his head.

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[info]ebess
2005-01-24 07:16 am UTC (link)
Hey, cutie. You're in the paper today, in case you didn't know. Go look at my LJ for the details.

We were there on Saturday LOOKING for YOU and you weren't there! Rar!! So we talked to Vito and to Michael Lark instead. Missed you.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-24 08:56 am UTC (link)
Thanks for the heads up. Now I gotta go and READ WHAT WAS SAID.

What did you think of the "show?"

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[info]ebess
2005-01-24 09:53 am UTC (link)
The Big Apple Cons always kind of scare me. I remember when they were in that church basement!

On the one hand, I was happy to walk away with a shitload of half price trades (including 4 HELLBLAZERs -- I'm reading the entire series this year). On the other hand, I really, really didn't have that $65 to part with, and I parted with it anyways. :)

It was nice to see Vito and it was cute to watch Leland talking shop with Michael Lark. However. That Leland has got to pimp himself a little better. He's not just some wannabe!

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[info]man_size
2005-01-24 10:23 am UTC (link)
HELLBLAZER has its moments.

Leland needs to cowboy the fuck up!

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[info]ebess
2005-01-24 07:25 am UTC (link)
Oh! And Joyce DeWitt was really impressive. I only watched her from afar, but she had a real air about her -- calm, cool, collected. I gotta admit, the whole $20 for an autograph thing really saddens me on a lot of levels, but Joyce reeked of class.

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[info]man_size
2005-01-24 08:57 am UTC (link)
I didn't witness the autograph table. I stray far away from such animal behavior. Vito and I charged the panel a half-hour into it.

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[info]starsixtynine
2005-01-26 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Dondi educated all people of our generation as to what "fag" meant. I think the last panel should have been the whole planet exploding.

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